New Softcover Notebook Book Journal - Progressive's Daily Log
Available on Amazon! This looks like a super fun journal for Progressives, and would make an excellent fundraising tool! The Progressive's Daily Log softcover notebook book journal is designed to help keep you focused on your daily goal of being a good Progressive. Use the daily log like a scorecard, and see if you are able to achieve a perfect score of 100 points every day!
The index should be used to mark your memorable events. The last few pages have been pre-indexed for you. These bonus sections will help keep your monthly protests scheduled; keep track of your favorite safe spaces; identify monuments to tear down; books to be burned; and help you keep track of your favorite gender neutral pronouns so you can keep track of whether your friend Jennifer prefers now to be known as Xe or Xir. Don’t forget to keep track of people who are not paying their fair share of taxes!
The daily scorecard is sure to keep you engaged and make sure you're doing your fair share to fundamentally transform America. For instance, get 10 points for taking a knee during the national anthem; 1 point for every instance of virtue-signaling; and 3 points for identifying a human right that should be subsidized. There is a tally for keeping score, but everyone gets an "A" regardless of their actual score. I guess the author didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.
To tally the daily Progressive’s scorecard:
0-25 points: Keep trying, Comrade. The Utopia we are seeking needs your fair share of effort. Your grade: A
26 - 50 points: We know that working your part-time barista job after waking up at noon takes a lot of your time. But rationing liberty is important, and we appreciate your efforts. Your grade: A
51 - 75 points: We see that you have remembered Che Guevara! Keep bashing the fash! Your grade: A
76 - 100 points: You make every Marxist professor proud. You will soon succeed in crushing the bourgeoisie, and will soon have us all living in poverty camps with food shortages and no toilet paper. This is excellent! Your grade for all of this work, you ask? Why, you get an “A” too. Everyone gets an “A” in Progressive Land, regardless of actual effort or results. Congratulations on making a world where we all live in equal poverty.