Are You Being the Best Progressive You Can Be? - Pack of 15 Brochures

Are You Being the Best Progressive You Can Be? - Pack of 15 Brochures


Are you being the best progressive you can be? Check your daily performance here with our handy daily scorecard. 

Order a pack of 15 brochures so you can hand them out to all of your progressive friends! Perfect for placements on tables at coffeehouses; liberal university libraries; and Whole Foods markets!

The interior section of the brochure contains the Progressive's daily scorecard. The back cover of the Progressive's Daily Log Brochure contains the explanation of the daily score. 

To tally the daily Progressive’s scorecard:

0-25 points: Keep trying, Comrade. The Utopia we are seeking needs your fair share of effort. Your grade: A

26 - 50 points: We know that working your part-time barista job after waking up at noon takes a lot of your time. But rationing liberty is important, and we appreciate your efforts. Your grade: A

51 - 75 points: We see that you have remembered Che Guevara! Keep bashing the fash! Your grade: A

76 - 100 points: You make every Marxist professor proud. You will soon succeed in crushing the bourgeoisie, and will soon have us all living in poverty camps with food shortages and no toilet paper. This is excellent! Your grade for all of this work, you ask? Why, you get an “A” too. Everyone gets an “A” in Progressive Land, regardless of actual effort or results. Congratulations on making a world where we all live in equal poverty.


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